December 2008

  • A Good Samaritan, but not the best.
  • An ass over bass.

    • November 2008

  • Plus two.
  • Better than the Tan Torpedo.
  • Buddy list/buddy lust.

    • October 2008

  • Feed a cold.
  • Twist on the fly.
  • Another reason to get a new car: the new-car smell.
  • Less smiling at work.

    • September 2008

  • Japanese Aunt Jemima.
  • Just to make Tina’s bad day worse.

    • August 2008

  • It would only be funny if the Count on Sesame Street did it.
  • Address distress.
  • To pee or not to pee.
  • Car-nivore.

    • July 2008

  • Sunday the unday.

    • June 2008

  • Not gonna write Drew a love song.

    • May 2008

  • What awkward sounds like.
  • Opposites detract.

    • April 2008

  • Vocabulate.
  • Good thing Macs don’t come with polygraph widgets.

    • March 2008

  • Devil with a bag of chips.
  • Insult to injury.
  • Something to stomp Barbie with.
  • Brownberry.
  • Trite, not quite.

    • January 2008

  • Flying the REALLY friendly skies.
  • It might be okay if I was dating Pinocchio.
  • Coffee breath.
  • It even rhymes with hate.


  • Rebel.
  • And boom goes my sanity.
  • Thoughts on Korean/Puerto Rican fusion cuisine.
  • Why I prefer Oreos.
  • Bye bye, birdie.

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