December 2006

  • Who says men can’t multitask?
  • Old Fart.

    • September 2006

  • I can’t think of a curse word that begins with “W”.
  • A different kind of nosebleed.
  • Or Star Jones before the gastric bypass thing.
  • My Visa finally pays off.
  • Fur worth fighting for.
  • Ozzyboy.com - now with sideburns.

    • August 2006

  • Swimming with the angels.
  • Convention rejection.
  • Under destruction.
  • Hot beyond measure.

    • July 2006

  • Of food or friend.
  • What the mother?
  • Fatigued and funky.
  • A chat over Cheetos.
  • I like my women REALLY exotic.

    • June 2006

  • Saturday-night solitaire.
  • Fantasy failure.
  • At least it’s not, “You look ugly.”

    • May 2006

  • Flirt Loops.
  • Damn those Pussycat Dolls.
  • More Andrea than Andrew.

    • April 2006

  • Dirty hairy.
  • The only time I will ever regret not working late.
  • Dump data.
  • Path of poo.
  • Writing is easier when it’s already written.

    • March 2006

  • Under pressure.
  • I spend for the rear-end.
  • On a cheddar bender.

    • February 2006

  • Love Smell.
  • Love on clearance.
  • Perhaps it’s one of the Joker’s evil schemes.

    • January 2006

  • Cover up.
  • Heroin by Playskool.
  • I’d prefer to be remembered for clean boxer-briefs.


  • Rebel.
  • And boom goes my sanity.
  • Thoughts on Korean/Puerto Rican fusion cuisine.
  • Why I prefer Oreos.
  • Bye bye, birdie.

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