December 2005

  • Lonely lips for 2006.
  • Santa can be a real bastard sometimes.
  • I’d rather chat with Fandango.
  • Elevators are a good idea.

    • November 2005

  • Incidentally, I love people who are in hate.
  • A lesser birthday.
  • Not a fan of the taste of man.
  • 23+1= I don’t give a damn.
  • Sorry, non-dude.
  • To be honest, I can’t manage “hi” at 1mph either.

    • October 2005

  • Just think of the papercuts.
  • Something old to house my privates.

    • September 2005

  • At least I know what a dirtbag is.
  • I’m pretty sure I’m handsomer on Myspace too.

    • August 2005

  • Disap-POINT-ed.
  • Girls make things not suck.
  • The answer: very gay.

    • July 2005

  • Please don’t let this keep you from trying Vitner’s.
  • I need a new #1
  • I enjoy the sound of my fiancee’s screams, apparently.
  • A week of wed.
  • For fear of fur.
  • Barbery.

    • June 2005

  • In hate of hair.
  • Gotta love hot animal sex.
  • Consider this my extra pair.


  • Rebel.
  • And boom goes my sanity.
  • Thoughts on Korean/Puerto Rican fusion cuisine.
  • Why I prefer Oreos.
  • Bye bye, birdie.

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