November 2004

  • I probably should have bought that nice umbrella I saw at Target.
  • 23-Skidoo.
  • You have no idea how happy my mom is.
  • Perpetually off.
  • Balls, slightly boiled.

    • October 2004

  • Things I Hate #1.
  • Grassbag full of ants.
  • I hate the smell of ashes in the morning.
  • While I was away.

    • September 2004

  • Who wants to make five bucks?
  • Twenty three skidoo!
  • Originally posted on ozzyboyonline.com.
  • Apparently, running is not a pleasant experience.
  • Pretend Girlfriends.

    • August 2004

  • No joy for geography.
  • Fragrant fortune.
  • HA HA on my head.
  • My weeknights aren’t much better either.

    • July 2004

  • This is how I learned the importance of calling ahead.
  • Letting the boys out.
  • Why can’t I be more like Pepé Le Pew?

    • June 2004

  • It’s not about how they eat nuts, I swear.

    • May 2004

  • Without honors.
  • Ben who?

    • April 2004

  • A high five for my 1040.
  • Slave to my Master Card.
  • Despair of facial hair.


  • Rebel.
  • And boom goes my sanity.
  • Thoughts on Korean/Puerto Rican fusion cuisine.
  • Why I prefer Oreos.
  • Bye bye, birdie.

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