Monday, November 23, 2009

That wasn’t on my wishlist.

It was my birthday on Friday, and I received a very unexpected gift. I got off the train after work and was surprised to find it right on my car.

A dent on the passenger side door. Just what I always wanted.

And whomever decided to leave me such a gracious birthday present didn’t even leave a note saying who it was from. It really is a shame they preferred to give their gift anonymously. Now I can’t thank them in proper fashion.

Maybe it’s for the best. I don’t think my fist would have fit in a thank-you note.

| 03:14 PM

Comments.

Sunday, December 06, 2009

Happy <belated> birthday! You should update your blog more often. I like your dry, sarcastic wit. wink

| 04:14 PM
Tuesday, December 08, 2009

o andrew, I’m sure all your friends + family would’ve showered him with foot-up-his-ass thank you gifts. And happy 28th again! You’re still over a decade away from turning old! :D

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Drew. 28. Graphic designer. Works in Chicago. Lives in the suburbs. Kind of geeky. Wears too much blue. Drinks tea. Eats spice. Likes to poo.

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