Monday, February 23, 2009

I can be such a dick (and balls).

I was sipping a cup of tea while clicking around Facebook when I realized I hadn’t changed my status in quite some time. Something came to mind as I looked down at my mug. Well aware of the connotations, I typed up an update.

Andrew is tea bagging.

A couple of nights later I was on Facebook again when an instant message from one of my coworkers popped up from the bottom of my window.

Co-worker: Um.. you do know what your saying.. right?
Co-worker: Tea-bagging is the name of a sexual act.

I’m a guy. And I’ve been to high school. So, yes, I knew what I was saying. But I felt like playing along anyways.

Me: oh my!
Co-worker: Yeah.. uh
Me: i’m way too innocent to know that!!
Co-worker:Aw.. that is so insanely cute that I can’t stand it
Co-worker: I don’t mean that in a patronizing way
Co-worker: Seriously, you’re extremely good looking, and if you say you’re ‘tea-bagging” you’re going to get a lot of attention.. uh.. from guys.. taht you don’t want
Me: damn me and my inadvertant puns!
Co-worker: lol
Co-worker: yeah. tea-bagging is uh.. *blush* an oral sex thang in which uh.. the guy is uh.. *blush* standing over a girl and uh..
Me: okay, i better change it then

I went to the top of my profile and typed in a new status.

Andrew is cleveland steamering.