Biography.

Hi, I’m some guy named Drew. In full, it’s Andrew Jackson McCash, but I like shortening it down because I’m convinced that guys with single-syllable names get all the girls. If you look at my track record since reducing to Drew, you’ll find my theory to be a bit ill-conceived.

My Mom’s Filipino and my Dad’s some standard version of white. What exactly that makes me ethnically, I’m not sure. All I know is it makes things a bit more difficult when filling out census forms.

I got an older brother, two years senior to me. We look nothing alike, but people say we do for some reason. He’s a doctor doing his residency in New York City. He’s a something-or-other-ologist. I forget which one exactly. All I know is he’s the kind that cuts up dead people. Fun stuff.

I have a less-thrilling job of graphic designer. I’m currently employed by Orbitz.com and have been there for over three years now. Before you ask, no, I don’t get discounts on travel. My brother doesn’t get discounts on surgery either.

I currently live somewhere left of Chicago in a suburb called Burr Ridge and take the train downtown each day to get to work. I spend most of my half-hour commute either sleeping, reading comics, or staring at the creepy guy who always lets his mouth hang open that usually sits across from me. I like to call him Petey. He looks like a Petey.

If you didn’t figure already, I’m kind of a strange fellow, but I’ve gotten pretty used to myself. I like Superman and toys and other geeky things. I hate wearing socks. I can’t dance and hide when people ask me to. I secretly want to be a writer and hope one day to tell Green Lantern what to say. I love watching squirrels. And I think that girls with glasses are the cutest.

Other than that, I’m a pretty normal fellow. At least that’s what the people who don’t really know me tell me. In truth, I’m pretty damn odd. If I were my brother, I would just love to dissect myself to see what the hell is wrong with me. But that would probably hurt.

And that’s briefly me. I really am more interesting than the previous couple of paragraphs, I swear. If you want to know more, send me off an email or something. I got plenty of stories. Unfortunately, most of them involve a toilet in some way.

Statistics.

Name: Andrew Jackson McCash
Email: ozzyboy@gmail.com
Date of Birth: November 20, 1981
Place of Birth: Hinsdale, IL
Height: 5’10”
Ethnicity: ½ Filipino, ½ White guy
College: Andrews University
Car: 1992 Oldsmobile Sihouette

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Random Likes: Action figures, alliteration, bubble baths, clearance shopping, Conan O'Brien, feet, glasses, September, sleeping, squirrels, Superman, sweaters, writing

Random Dislikes: Celebrity gossip, crowds, florescent lights, green peppers, budgeting, managing people, March 11, wearing socks

Movies: 40-Year-Old Virgin, American Beauty, The Dark Knight, Fight Club, Matchstick Men, Monsters Inc., Serendipity, Signs, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, Superbad, There's Something About Mary

TV Shows: 24, 30 Rock, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Dexter, Family Guy, Flight of the Conchords, Futurama, Justice League Unlimited, Lost, Newsradio, The Office, Seinfeld, The Simpsons, The Venture Brothers

Music: Death Cab for Cutie, Electric President, Frightened Rabbit, Jimmy Eat World, The Killers, Kina Grannis, Louis Armstrong, Ookla the Mok, Phantom Planet, The Postal Service, Presidents of the United States of America, Queen, Safer Sexy, Something Corporate

Food: Beef Basil, Buffalo Wings with Blue Cheese, Tom Kha Kai Soup, Chicken Fingers with Honey Mustard, Clamato, Green Pea Soup, Spicy Chocolates, Strawberry-Rhubarb Pie, String Cheese, Thai Chicken Pasta, Tuna Melts