Thursday, September 27, 2007

Just call me Professor Heartbreak.

Someday, I hope to write the following dialog in a script of some kind.

“If she won’t be my girlfriend, then she will be my girlenemy!”

Oddly enough, I’ve said this in real life. Kind of makes you feel like a romance super-villain.

Saturday, September 22, 2007

I guess that makes my nose my face’s wang.

I know it’s finally time to get a haircut when my sideburns get so curly that they look like pubes.