Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Hungry for more than turkey.

It was Thanksgiving and my brother had invited a couple of strippers to the house to eat with us. The one I found particularly attractive loved math and carried around a book of algebra problems like some people have for Soduku. I tried do a couple of equations in her book to impress her, but my math skills were not as incredible as I thought. I figured the only way to get her attention now was to change my pants. I hurried to the bathroom to put on a new pair of jeans and looked in the mirror to see that I was a 200lb black man. Only then did I realize I was dreaming and woke up to find I was an hour late for work.

Too bad I couldn’t just go back to sleep. That stripper would have dug big, black Drew in tight Levis for sure.