Sunday, September 11, 2005

At least I know what a dirtbag is.

Is a douchebag a bag full of douches or is it a bag that is used in the process of douching?

I only ask because I’d like to know what it is exactly I’m calling people who cut me off on the highway.

Tuesday, September 6, 2005

I’m pretty sure I’m handsomer on Myspace too.

A girl I met online that I went out with a few times said that when she first read my Myspace profile, she thought I’d be the confident and slightly intimidating type, but after meeting me in person, I come off nothing like that at all.

I understand completely that face-to-face, I’m totally without confidence and not the slightest bit intimidating, but I haven’t a clue why anyone would think that someone using this as his main profile picture would be the opposite of that.

But I guess that must be the case. It explains why I have so many girls in my Myspace list and so few in my real life list.