Thursday, January 31, 2002

Best bad weather ever.

Freezing rain rocks.

I just went onto AU’s website and it turns out that classes are cancelled after 12:30. Luckily all my classes today are in the afternoon. At least they were. Winter sure is great when it’s dangerous.

I didn’t think they would do it. I thought Michiganites were all tough and stuff. I thought these guys could take a swift kick in the crotch by a winter storm.

Guess not. If your balls can’t take the cold, you better get out of the snow.

It’s just been such a mild winter. Two days ago it was like 50 degrees. I was walking around in a t-shirt. But now we got an ass-load of snow on the ground and frozen chunks of water falling out of the sky.

Personally, I miss the good weather. But I’d rather be stuck indoors because of the horrible weather and not go to school than for the weather to be great and not be able to enjoy it because I’m in class all day.

And I was supposed to have a test today.

As I said before, freezing rain rocks.

Friday, January 25, 2002

Hit me baby, at least one time.

I am so pissed. No one is freaking coming to my site. I only have four pages of people on my guestbook, only three other people have contributed to my message board, and I don’t even have four thousand hits yet.

To tell you the truth, I thought my hit numbers were pretty good, but then I went over to someone else’s homepage and found out that she’s had 78,587 visitors on her site already!

That’s a hell of a lot of hits!

How the hell does she do it? How the f@cking hell does she do it? I feel so inadequate! I feel like some guy who just discovered that he has an incredibly small penis.

…but that’s another story.

Come on guys, help me out here. I need more hits. I wanna be in the big leagues…at least in the five digit range. At least put some crap on the message board or something. That thing is as barren as an 80-year-old.

Oh well, I’m pretty sure that none of you are gonna do anything. I even wonder if anyone is even reading this. Ah screw it, I’m going to bed.

And by the way, if you feel like visiting little miss 78,587 visitors, just go over to http://kristine.cybercandy.org. I’m sure she’ll appreciate it.

Damn, I hate hit envy.

Friday, January 18, 2002

Blending busy and lazy doesn’t work.

I’ve been in school for two weeks now and I’m already burned out. I feel like my chest is filled with angry midgets who want out. It’s really not a good feeling. I could really go for a mango right now. I bet that would calm my midgets down a bit.

I got papers to do, projects to make, books to read, toenails to cut, and tons of more crap to do. But I’m just so lazy! College is too time consuming. I hate that. I wanna do nothing with my time! Nothing!

Doing things sucks!

Well, that’s enough bitching for one day. I’m too lazy to keep this up, so I think I’m gonna lay down and stare at the ceiling for a while.

Tuesday, January 8, 2002

Just a little bit of action for some satisfaction.

You have no idea how lonely I am! I was so happy to come back to college just so I could get some “good-to-see-you-again” hugs.

I actually rushed a girl on the sidewalk today for one of those hugs cause I was so lonely. I nearly knocked her over.

But then again, the thought of rolling around in the snow with a girl isn’t such a bad idea.

Damn, I’m fanatsizing again! My life is so depressing! Lack of affection sucks!

So if you’re a girl, feel free to send me an online greeting card ... or nude pictures of yourself. Either one is fine.