I saw a toenail clipping on the floor by the urinal at work the other day. Whoever managed to trim their toenails while taking a piss must be very talented. It’s almost as impressive as that time I saw someone using their laptop while peeing at the urinal. I wish I was capable of such urinary feats. The most I’ve ever been able to do while pissing is brush my teeth. And there had to be quite a bit of mopping up afterwards.
Gross. Remember funnels? Punch two holes on both sides, string through an elastic band through (comfortable and not too tight) and voilà! Success is yours. Claim it.
The second ‘through’ was unneccessary (as is my second ‘c’ in the word unnecessary).
your “gas entry” was pretty scary because i’m turning 25 next week.. but clipping your toenails in the bathroom?!
UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Update...it’s killing me.
HOT KARL!!!!
Instead of updating, you should delete your entries one by one. When you delete your last (or very first) entry, you should auction off your domain name. That would be so subversive and sexy and anti-Bush! Yes? How’s the house coming along? I’m sleepy. Buy me toys! That is all.
wow, spam comments. that’s a first…
Seriously, spam comments? That’s crazy! Buy Viagra! I’m not spam, by the way.
oh ok… i take it back then. they’re not spam comments.
ozzyboy, update!
spam is fun to delete…
dood. besides updating your web blog, you need to update your links.
UPDATE!!!!!!!
i was right! spam comments!
drew, any plans of updating?