Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Who says men can’t multitask?

I saw a toenail clipping on the floor by the urinal at work the other day. Whoever managed to trim their toenails while taking a piss must be very talented. It’s almost as impressive as that time I saw someone using their laptop while peeing at the urinal. I wish I was capable of such urinary feats. The most I’ve ever been able to do while pissing is brush my teeth. And there had to be quite a bit of mopping up afterwards.

| 10:45 PM

Comments.

Friday, December 08, 2006

Gross. Remember funnels? Punch two holes on both sides, string through an elastic band through (comfortable and not too tight) and voilà! Success is yours. Claim it.

M for Matthendetta | 04:43 AM
Friday, December 08, 2006

The second ‘through’ was unneccessary (as is my second ‘c’ in the word unnecessary).

M | 04:47 AM
Sunday, December 17, 2006

your “gas entry” was pretty scary because i’m turning 25 next week.. but clipping your toenails in the bathroom?!

Ciel | 07:36 AM
Monday, January 08, 2007

UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

| 12:45 PM
Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Update...it’s killing me.

| 05:58 PM
Thursday, January 11, 2007

HOT KARL!!!!

| 08:19 PM
Friday, January 12, 2007

Instead of updating, you should delete your entries one by one. When you delete your last (or very first) entry, you should auction off your domain name. That would be so subversive and sexy and anti-Bush! Yes? How’s the house coming along? I’m sleepy. Buy me toys! That is all.

Matthew | 09:37 AM
Sunday, January 14, 2007

wow, spam comments. that’s a first…

niq | 08:35 PM
Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Seriously, spam comments? That’s crazy! Buy Viagra! I’m not spam, by the way.

Matthew | 09:00 PM
Thursday, January 18, 2007

oh ok… i take it back then. they’re not spam comments. smile ozzyboy, update!

niq | 12:03 AM
Friday, January 26, 2007

spam is fun to delete…

| 09:55 PM
Tuesday, January 30, 2007

dood. besides updating your web blog, you need to update your links.

UPDATE!!!!!!!

| 12:39 AM
Tuesday, January 30, 2007

i was right! spam comments!

niq | 03:00 AM
Sunday, April 01, 2007

drew, any plans of updating?

| 08:08 PM
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Drew. 28. Graphic designer. Works in Chicago. Lives in the suburbs. Kind of geeky. Wears too much blue. Drinks tea. Eats spice. Likes to poo.

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