Friday, October 15, 2004

While I was away.

Sorry about not updating for over two weeks. I’ve been a bit busy for the past seventeen days and for most of it far far away from any access to a copy of Dreamweaver.

Now, if someone would be kind enough to donate a Mac edition of the Macromedia MX Suite for my PowerBook, this wouldn’t be a problem.

(Wink, wink)

Two weeks ago, I went back up to my Alma Mater to help out the new yearbook staff for a week or so with some design stuff. I was feeling a bit guilty having abandoned them after graduation. Plus, they were paying me quite the pretty penny. For a guy with no source of income and a credit card bill nearing quadruple digits, it sounded like a good deal.

While I was up there I happened to get a parking ticket from damned Campus Safety. I would think they’d have better things to do other than ticket guests for parking in the guest parking lot. The only way to get out of the ticket was to send a letter to the Committee of Appeals. In my sarcastic tirade, I made sure to refrain from calling them “dumb assholes,” so hopefully they’ll waive the forty dollar fine.

After my week and a half stint at Andrews, I headed down to the Covered Bridge Festival. If you have no idea what the festival is, it’s basically one week out of the year when an entire county down in Indiana turns all of their towns into one giant flea market. Every year, I end up coming home from there with a few choice items and curiosities. This year, though, all I ended up purchasing was an upside down pocket watch and a Playboy Club beer mug. I regret purchasing the watch, but the playboy mug rocks. It’s nice having porno to keep my juice in. It’s like having sex with every sip.

Finally I have a girl to caress with my lips. Too bad she only comes in the form of a cup.