I just bought a fat, black goldfish tonight. Would it be horribly wrong to name it Oprah?
"aretha” would be apt too. *i am so mean * of course, your fish would have to be a major diva if you wanna call her that.
Oprah is totally appropriate. Oprah is fat and black.
Yes, but you can redeem yourself by buying another goldfish, a fat white one, and naming him Dr. Phil. They can spawn swirly babies together! I call dibs.
P.S. - Sushi sounds good right about now.
Just name it NIGER
only matthew park would say such things like that.
you do sushi with him too?
i suppose oprah will do.
Have you heard of Chris Rice? He’s going to be at the Howard this Saturday. Come! I think Ria is coming. Stay with Gigi and friends. I ate lunch with them last week; Jamie cooked! Also, update! That is all.
who’s chris rice? did he go to haa?