The girl who works at Toys R Us that I find quite cute finally noticed me today. Thank God for Froot Loop Visas. As I handed her my card to pay for my latest Attacktix aquisition, she jokingly asked me if it ever made me hungry. No one had ever asked me that before. I was impressed. Unfortunately, I replied with a less than impressive, “Not much. I don’t really look at it enough.” The second I walked out the exit, I kicked myself for not saying, “Only when I go shopping.” That would have gotten an adorable little chuckle instead of just an adorable little smile like my actual reply got.
But that doesn’t really matter. Now at least she knows I exist. All I have to do is pay for my next toy with the same card and it’s instant recognition. Whenever I hand my card to that weird guy at the grocery store with the mustache, he always goes, “I remember you!” Hopefully the same goes for non-mustached, non-weird girls.
Next time, you should pull out your card and say “the fruit loops are making me hungry.” Then, you should look straight into her eyes and ask “Does it make you hungry? Want to grab something to eat?” Am I good?
If I do that, the only thing I’ll be eating is her fist and my own teeth.
from a girl’s perspective, i think your pick-up line’s pretty good, matthew. haha, hi matthew, i’m nikki… a girl who frequently reads drew’s blog coz she’s always looking for a good laugh… argh...this blog entry is making me hungry. now i’m craving for something sweet.
drew, you should totally do what matt says. girls like a man who isn’t afraid to go for what he wants. subtley will only get you so far. “so far” as in no where.
dont be such a PUA. lol.