Today is Valentine’s Day. That means that tomorrow is Buy-heart-shaped-candy-at-50%-off Day.
Most people can’t wait for Valentine’s Day to pass because it reminds them too much of how sad and lonely they are. I can’t wait for it to pass so I can go to Target and buy assloads of candy at discount prices.
Doing that helps me forget how sad and lonely I am.
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