Saturday, July 10, 2004

Letting the boys out.

My parents left for Montana yesterday afternoon. As a result, there is now a huge open area in the backyard where the motorhome used to be, and I will have the house all to myself for the next sixteen days.

I’m gonna have fun walking around the house naked for the next two weeks.

The freedom’s good, but with my parents gone, I have to do all my own cooking. And so far, it isn’t going that well. My first self-made meal during my parental hiatus consisted of two microwaved hot dogs. When I popped them in, they looked like normal brown hot dogs, When I pulled them out, they looked like this.

How the hell do a pair of hotdogs get a fine white crust on them from a minute and a half in the microwave?

I don’t know about you, but weiners covered in white stuff just aren’t that appetizing to me, if you know what I mean.

From now on, I think I’m just sticking to ramen.