Friday, March 24, 2006

I spend for the rear-end.

I like movies. I like buying things for cheap. The combination of these two truths is what makes me visit used DVD shops on a regular basis.

Also, having no life is a hefty contributor.

There’s this shop on 22nd that I go to a lot because of their wide selection of DVD’s and the cute girl who happens to work there. During one visit, I eyed a copy of the second season of Sealab 2021. I had been wanting one for quite some time. Unfortunately, It was a little above my spending price, so I left the store and walked down the mall to see what they had at Toys R’ Us, which also happens to have a cute girl who works there. My toys weren’t there and neither was the girl, so I started walking to my car empty-handed.

I passed by the DVD place again on my way back, and as I looked through the glass door, I could see the cute girl who happens to work there rearranging some movies on a bottom shelf. She was squatting over, wearing her high-cut shirt and low-cut jeans, leaving her adorable little buttcrack quite exposed.

I decided to go into the shop again and get a second look at the merchandise, if you know what I mean.

I ended up leaving the store, DVD in hand.

What can I say? Sex sells.