Saturday, May 06, 2006

Damn those Pussycat Dolls.

I really hate that new Heineken commercial. You know, the one with all the green bottles trying to be sexy to that song by the Pussycat Dolls. It plays on television all the time and now the song is stuck in my head constantly.

I hate to admit it, but I’m actually starting to like it.

It’s infecting my brain. Now I wish my girlfriend was hot like them. Now I wish my girlfriend was a freak like them. Don’t I?

And by “girlfriend,” I mean that pillow I hug each night when I go to sleep. Sadly, that sack of feathers is neither hot nor a freak. Maybe I should invest in some Playboy pillow cases, then maybe we might be in business.