Sunday, November 25, 2001

Brunching in my birthday-suit.

I just turned twenty, and to tell you the truth, I had myself a ghetto birthday.

Seriously.

To celebrate the momentous occasion, me and a couple of guys ate out at Denny’s.

I kid you not: Denny’s.

And to add to that, they made me wear a solar vinyl suit that they bought for me at Kmart. If yer wondering what a solar vinyl suit is, it’s basically a thick plastic bag with arms and legs that you wear when you work out that helps you lose water weight. In other words, it dehydrates you till you die.

I looked like a freak, but least the waitress gave me free pie.

When we were walking out of the restaurant, some guy asked me where I bought my outfit. I said, “Kmart, the Greatest Place on Earth.”

I kept on walking and he yelled back at me, “It sucks!”

Well, Duh!!!

We laughed at Comeback Kid all he way home.

Click here to see me in the “Suck Suit.”