Monday, March 17, 2008

Brownberry.

I was finishing up a dump at work the other day when the guy on the crapper next to me dropped his Blackberry, and it slid into my stall. He embarrassingly called out, “Could you kick that back to me?” I didn’t want to scuff up his PDA, so I opted against booting it over and instead picked it up and handed it to him under the stall wall.

Not until after handing it back did I realize why he probably preferred it kicked. I had just used that hand to wipe my ass.