Monday, December 01, 2008

An ass over bass.

Why must I always be the antagonist?

I was eating out at some burger place with some co-workers and the new girl was going over the menu when she noticed they offered a fish sandwich. She started going off on how a burger place shouldn’t even give the option of a fish sandwich. As if it was against the very soul of a hamburger restaurant to serve fish and was only included to appease the prissy crowd that wasn’t man enough for real meat.

So I ordered the fish sandwich. I didn’t even want the fish sandwich. I just wanted to rub it in her face.

Eat that, bitch.

| 03:46 PM

Comments.

Wednesday, December 03, 2008

That’s mean, her hatred. But your choice to choose is not mean, just don’t call her the b-word.

I would choose fish, water creatures are alright to eat.

Barf, typing that made me queasy.

Matthew | 07:24 PM
Wednesday, December 03, 2008

LOL
i dont get why she was angry, was it the fish part or the sandwich part?
it makes no sense to me :/
anyways..
chicken for the win.

emm | 11:22 PM
Friday, December 05, 2008

you showed her who’s a prissy man, you did.

nicole | 11:08 AM
Monday, December 08, 2008

wait… was the fish sandwich good at least?

tina | 10:53 PM
Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Matthew: The b-word was just for emphasis. I’m too nice to b-word if it’s not a joke. P.S. stop barfing. You’re too skinny as it is.

emm: She believed that only red meat should be served at burger places, and that fish is a lesser meat not worthy of such an establishment.

nicole: that’s what i’m best at!

tina: sadly, the waiter came back and said they were out of fish. I had to settle on chicken.

| 03:06 PM
Friday, December 12, 2008

Hope it was tasty.

Melanie | 12:28 PM
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